5 ways to blow £2.99 this Christmas

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5 ways to blow £2.99 this Christmas

1. Get half way across the Severn Bridge

2. Park your car in Regent Street for 20 minutes

3. Buy 1 x stainless M12 flanged Nyloc on eBay

4. Eat 1/2 a Big Mac & Fries

5. Buy a Morning After Breathalyzer from any Tesco Petrol Station
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You don’t just guess how fast you’re going – you use a speedo. After drinking alcohol, don’t just guess what’s left. – Use a breathalyzer – and save your license or your life

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